patrick-leaf:

this-ugly-flower:

death-limes:

“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

can you not talk about prince harry like that? hey may be a redhead by he also has feelings

upallnightogetloki:

katiedollthesillyhead:

antisocial-internet-addict:

katiedollthesillyhead:

gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.

What was that middle part?

i can make a hat

It’s even funnier because that legit IS the middle sentence.

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

m0stlydead:

usuallyantisocial:

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

red heads would in fact be satanic 

Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato

*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*

monica-geller:

*adds ‘haha’ at the end of my completely non-funny text message to ensure that the recipient knows i’m a lighthearted, nice person who knows how to have a good time*

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

too-kawaii-to-die:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

My cousin just randomly sent me a bunch of Drake & Josh pictures and I thought I’d share because wHY DID THIS SHOW GO OFF THE AIR

I MISS THIS SHOW SO MUCH OMG WHERE DID MY CHILDHOOD GO

rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

fajitastic:

‘do it for the vine’

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car”

#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF

madiniwa:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

COOL TATTOOS

WHEN DO WE WANT EM’?

NOW BUT THEN AGAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OR WHAT DESIGNS and I’m kind of worried about getting the wrong thing but at the same time I want to go with stuff I like and try not to worry too much and actually idk man maybe I should just wait a bit

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

matesprit:

when all of your knuckles crack except one so you have to try and convince yourself to be a sensible human being and resist the urge to break your own finger